Monday, March 25, 2013

The Healing Of Which Marvin Gaye Sang

Health, Recreation, & Fitness

Okay guys! Gather around. Good news! I have got some new and good stuff for us. Good for my LGBT friends too, so come on, join us. I am chewing on a celery stalk as I write this. And I already had my three Brazil nuts earlier today (four actually). You remember what those are good for, don't you? Don't tell me you forgot already! Anyway, here is what I found out a few days ago...Watermelon, avocado, cucumber, and cantaloupe are foods that should be a regular part of our diet if we want to have good sex. Yep! you heard me. Wait, guys! Don't rush out yet. Keep this in mind...It's all about blood flow and the possession of energy (an Eddie-Murphy-laugh here). So the critical thing is to ensure that our diet consists of foods that boost our energy and improve our blood circulation ([whisper] and for our purpose (guys) getting it to flow to the point it needs to go [another Eddie-Murphy-laugh here]). Antioxidant-rich fruits and vegetables will do this for us as will  the fatty acids in seeds and nuts ([whisper] Did you notice how these last two are named? [yet another Eddie-Murphy-laugh here]). Anyway, I seem to be getting carried away. Here are some things we should do to boost our energy and improve circulation (and in the process prevent cholesterol deposits from forming on our blood-vessel walls), especially also if you are allergic to viagra (was about to do another Eddie-Murphy-laugh here) :
  • Maximize the use of antioxidant-rich fruits and vegetables, nuts and seeds, whole grains, and herbs such as cayenne, cinnamon, garlic, ginger, parsley, ginseng, lavender, nutmeg (The last four have been traditionally used as aphrodisiacs.)
  • Minimize the use of meat, alcohol, coffee, dairy products, refined and processed foods, and sugar
Now, guys, if the above is good for us in terms of regulating sexual response and remedying low libido or lack of sexual interest, it will be equally good for our partners as well, thus providing for mutual enjoyment of Nature's gift to us. Wait a minute! Guys!?? Where did they all go??? They did not even get to hear about my tea blend for stimulating blood circulation and enhancing nourishment of body cells. Oh well...next time.

[Photographic Art by Ric Couchman]

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